3rd pov
Christmas in Remnant, one of the most happiest times of the year
Y/n was grading papers with Soren by his side while the students were conversing with each other in their own groups. Shay was with Blake and her team who were also talking to team JNPR and SACC. Grey and Cayde were out doing their own thing while Conner was talking to Owen about some...interesting topics
Connor: So when you fart in Feral mode, do you shoot out flames as well?
Owen: *Bork*
Connor: Interesting...very interesting
Meanwhile, Ruby was telling the group about how Santa was real
Ruby: Oh yeah Yang, then how do you explain the Cookies gone in the morning?
Yang: That was dad Rubes! How many times am I going to have to explain
Ruby: LIES!!!
Weiss: Why are we on this topic?
Ruby: Because Yang refuses to believe in Santa Claus!
Shay: Actually, he is real
Ruby: AH HA!!!
Yang: Shay not you too
Shay: No, I mean he's actually real
Blake: Babe, how can you be so sure?
Clara: She brings up a good point, it may have been your dad
Shay: Because my mom and dad were very...busy...during Christmas
Ruby: Wait, so your mom and dad had sex during Christmas?
Shay: Apparently a mistletoe has a different meaning to them
Yang: Ruby, when did you know the meaning of that word!
Ruby: Professor Apex was a sub for health class. He explained everything, he even showed us a video
Alice: What was it?
Flashback
Y/n stood in front of the class with his hood and mask on
Y/n: Alright, who's familiar with what sex is?
Everyone raised their hands, prompting Ruby to raise her hand as well, reason being as she did not wanting to be the only one not knowing
Y/n: Well now you're going to see what happens when you don't wear a condom
The wall behind him was lifted up, revealing a giant T.V.
Y/n: The video should take the whole class period, now I'm going out for some Coffee. Oh yeah this is in 144 K
Ruby: Wait what?
The screen illuminated, and all was revealed
Everyone: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Flashback End
Blake: Is that why your back is faced towards me and Shay when we cuddle at night?
Ruby: I also listen to music to drown out sounds I shouldn't hear
Shay: Well, back on the other topic, if you really want to know if Santa is real just ask Apex, he can confirm it
Ruby: PROFESSOR!!! IS SANTA REAL?!
Y/n: Yes
Ruby: REALLY?!
Y/n: Yes, do you want to meet him?
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