The Perfect Bot

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Requested by: shinobuisgayforme

Warning 🙀: Kaitlyn and Celeste being bitchy and whiny ass babies, cussing?, Opbee and Megascream 🤯🙀

Ok that's it 👍

On Cybertron there are 3 types of ranks:

Royals/Gladiators/Primes: They are most well respected and are very much treated like gods.

Rich/Medics/Army:
They are the same respected, slightly important.

Poor/Normal bots/Anyone else:
Slaves to the Royals, Gladiators, and Primes.


Megatron and Optimus are talking about how they smelled something sweet and they searched.

But two fem-bots were had been working hard to get their attention.

Kaitlyn: But Optimus!

Celeste: We're the ones who smell the best!

Optimus: You two smell like perfume!

Megatron: Not sweet.

Suddenly two bots walk by which caused Optimus and Megatron to follow them.

Megatron: Hey! You two!

They stop and bow to them.

?&?: We're very sorry for ignoring you...

Both Megatron pulls one of them close while Optimus pulls the other one close.

?: Um...can you let go...?

Optimus: But you smell sweet...

They both blush embarrassedly and cover their faces.

Megatron: What's your name cutie?

Starscream: S-starscream...

Megatron kisses him passionately and Starscream's optics widen.

Starscream: W-what was that for...?

Megatron: Oh just marking you as my own~

Starscream: Huh?

After a few dates they mate and have children and live happily ever after.




The end.



Driving in my whip
I got from the dealership
Bought it with my money
Y'all can't even handle this
Driving in my whip
I got from the dealership
Bought it with my money
Y'all can't even handle this
Red and yellow
Four wheels gotta go fast
Gotta make it go VROOM VROOM
haters be hating
I sweep them away
Sweep them away like a BROOM BROOM
i can go fast
Zero to a hundred real quick
More like a hour
That's what you call horse power
So sweet like a flower
I need to shower
But there's no soap
And now im sour
Props to little tykes
I eat lots of rice
Divine that is christ
I pray for my life
Engine is roaring
This isn't boring
I drive and i floor it
It has lots of storage
My neighbour adore it
They think im annoying
They jealous i ignore em
It's whatever don't know em
And the best part of it is
Im having the time of my life
Driving in my whip
I got from the dealership
Bought it with my money
Y'all can't even handle this
Driving in my whip
I got from the dealership
Bought it with my money
Y'all can't even handle this
She keep me real safe
When i use the brakes
I gotta yell SKKRTTT!
it's so simple
All i gotta do
Is put my foot on the dirt
Coupe the color of mcdonalds
Rhymes so huge they shook donald
I can just sit in my car
And straight gobble some waffles
And syrup and toggle the throttle like butter
I know you like
My car it's beautiful
I know you like
My car it's beautiful
Driving in my whip
I got from the dealership
Bought it with my money
Y'all can't even handle this
Driving in my whip
I got from the dealership
Bought it with my money
Y'all can't even handle this

Words: 225 🤯

Ok later Haters

Happy Halloween 🎃👍

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