ISTJ: Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
ISTP: I hope you get motorboated by a porcupine
ESTP: Never put a sock in the toaster
ESTJ: Is it illegal to dress up as batman in Australia?
ISFJ: If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
ISFP: My cat looks like hitler
ESFP: I think rhinos are just obese unicorns
ESFJ: Can Jesus microwave a burrito?
INFJ: What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?
INFP: Am I a vampire?
ENFP: I like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur
ENFJ: Sometimes when I'm alone I use Comic Sans
INTJ: How to raise your IQ by eating gifted children
INTP: Is it normal to be sexually attracted to numbers?
ENTP: Dinosaurs were made up by the CIA to discourage time travel
ENTJ: Sex is for making babies and revenge
