"what's up guys? it's jack weeber." i heard jake introduce his video as i sat on the couch, tara recording him. "today i have something special for you guys... something real special. like half priced kraft single, baby. so you guys know that wack ass youtuber colby brock? well he's my friend, unfortunately. and i mean, shit he had a birthday party at the beginning of the year. and it was lit babygirl, deadass. i'm gonna make it more litter and more deadasser. colbys birthday was in january. but that's too cold for a good birthday. we're gonna throw colby another birthday. it's gonna be a surprise birthday party. i'm gonna call up my homies. we gotta get the birthday cake, we gonna get the streamers. and he's gonna have no idea. his birthday was months ago." jake laughed. "we gonna get this whole place set up, baby. bro this is gonna be hilarious though. i guess the next step is to get some supplies." jake said, getting off of the counter.
he filmed reggie for a second and then we all got ready to leave.
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"i think we should go for a beach vibe." jake said once we were in party city.
"like a luau!" reggie said.
"what's that?" jakes asked.
"like a luau... like loo wow!" reggie responded.
"do you know what he's saying?" jake asked tara and i.
"yeah." we both responded.
"oh..." he said. "i honestly think we should go for the coconut cups." jake said.
"i like the pineapples." tara argued.
"you don't think coconuts are fun?" he asked her. "okay so we're getting the coconuts because it's my video and it's my party!"
"coconut bikini top!" reggie said, showing tara and i.
"ooo one size fits most. hell yeah!" jake said, putting it in the cart.
"thank god because i have very succulent breasts." reggie said, making tara and i laugh.
then i heard jake complaining about the price of the hawaiian leis but i wasn't paying enough attention to hear what he actually said.
"should i take my shoes off?" jake asked as reggie kneeled down to act as a ladder for jake to get something that was up really high.
"no, leave em on." reggie responded.
"it'll add height." i added with a laugh.
then jake dropped/ knocked multiple things off of the top shelf, making me sigh and walk further down the aisle. you can't take any of these boys anywhere.
"let's go." jake said. "what could we get for the beach vibe?"
"hollister models." i laughed.
"yes!" tara said.
"tara, look at us." jake said.
"oh.. uh." tara said, making all of us laugh.
"look at this thing." jake said, holding up a piñata.
"he loves horses, doesn't he?" reggie asked.
"it's a donkey." i laughed as we walked to another aisle.
"yeah?.... yeah?" jake asked, showing us plain yellow plates.
"dude yeah!" reggie responded.
"okay." jake smiled.
"doesn't colby like love ninjas?" reggie asked. "we should get him streamers."
"i'm good at putting up streamers." tara told them.
