Six Skeletons, One Maid

Heroes and Villains

"YOU WILL STAY AT MY SIDE AT ALL TIMES."

"Yes, Master Black."

"IF YOU ARE GONE FOR LONGER THAN TEN MINUTES, COME FIND ME IMMEDIATELY."

"Yes, Master Black."

"IF YOU CAN'T REACH ME AND IT'S BEEN LONGER THAN TEN MINUTES, THEN FIND MY BROTHER AND GET HIM TO REACH ME."

"Yes, Master Black."

"IF YOU CAN'T REACH ME BROTHER NOR ME AND IT'S BEEN LONGER THAN TEN MINUTES, I WANT YOU TO STOP AND SCREAM MY NAME UNTIL I COME OR SOMEBODY ELSE COMES THAT CAN REACH ME."

You exhaled. The worst part about being kidnapped was the aftermath. "Yes, Master Black."

"LEAVE HER ALONE, EDGE!" Master Blue said, hands wrapped around your head, petting you comfortingly. "SHE HAS JUST BEEN THROUGH THE MOST TRAUMATIZING EXPERIENCE OF HER LIFE!" Eh, not really. "POOR, MS. Y/N! SO IN SHOCK, SHE CAN BARELY EVEN REACT!"

"My apologies, Master Blue."

"APOLOGIES! MS. Y/N, YOU DON'T NEED TO APOLOGIZE! DON'T WORRY, I'LL MAKE YOUR NEXT FEW DAYS ABSOLUTELY PERFECT SO YOU ARE COMFORTED WITH THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF LOVE!" Master Blue squeezed your head so tight, it hurt. "YOU CAN IGNORE ALL THE ORDERS EDGE JUST GAVE YOU, FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS WE'LL BE DOING NOTHING BUT PUZZLES AND ENJOYING SNACKS TOGETHER!"

"YOU INSOLENT LITTLE-!"

"MS. Y/N, COULD YOU TURN YOUR HAND AROUND, PLEASE?" Master Papyrus said after putting on the dressing for your burned hand.

"Oh, here." You said as he started wrapping your wound with a bandage. "Thank you, once again, Master Papyrus."

"OH, MS. Y/N, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE SO MUCH FUN!" Master Blue stroked your head, lost in his own thought. "WE CAN GO OUT SHOPPING AND EAT LOTS OF TASTY PASTRIES AND MAYBE WE CAN GO TO THE AMUSEMENT PARK IF MASTER SANS SAYS SO! YOU'LL FORGET ALL ABOUT THE HORRIBLE TIME YOU HAD WITH THOSE TWO DEMONS!"

"Master Blue, as kind as you are, I'm afraid the house work-"

"YOU DEGENERATE!" Master Black scoffed, "THE SLAVE WILL MOST CERTAINLY NOT BE WASTING ANY TIME WITH YOUR STUPID GAMES! SHE HAS TO CATCH UP ON THE HOUSE WORK AFTER BEING GONE FOR A WHOLE DAY! AND SHE SHOULDN'T BE FORGETTING ABOUT THOSE TWO, SHE SHOULD BE VIGOROUSLY STUDYING TO HERSELF HOW SHE CAN OUTSMART THEM NEXT TIME!"

"I think I've got that last one down." You smirked to yourself.

Master Black either didn't hear you, or ignored you. "SO SHE WILL BE STAYING CLOSE TO ME THE NEXT FEW DAYS, AND I WILL REGULATE ALL OF HER ACTIVITIES SO 1. SHE CAN STAY MY MAID JUST IN CASE THOSE IDIOTS TRY FOR HER A SECOND TIME AND 2. SO SHE CAN CATCH UP ON ALL HER DUTIES WITH MY OWN WATCHFUL EYE APPROVING HER WORK!"

"EDGE, YOU DUMBY, SHE'S NOT JUST YOUR MAID!!" Master Blue fumed. "WE ALL MISSED HER, YOU CAN'T JUST CLAIM HER FOR YOURSELF! YOU HAVE TO SHARE!"

"I DIDN'T MISS HER, YOU IMPOTENT CHILD! I MISSED HER CLEANING OUR HOUSE! I DON'T WANT TO BE STUCK DOING ALL THE CHORES MYSELF, AND THAT'S THAT! AND YOU JUST CLAIMED HER FOR YOURSELF THE NEXT FEW DAYS, YOU IMMATURE HYPOCRITE!"

"HOW DARE-!"

"ALL FINISHED!" Master Papyrus swooped you up into his arms, completely away from the contentious monsters behind you, and you had never been more grateful. Master Papyrus swung you around, hugging you as tight as possible, while saying, "OH, MS. Y/N! I MISSED YOU SO MUCH! I WAS SO WORRIED THOSE TWO WOULD KEEP YOU AWAY FOREVER! I IMMEDIATELY WENT OUT ON A SEARCH FOR YOU (QUITE HEROICALLY I MIGHT ADD) BUT EVEN MY OWN AMAZING TRACKING ABILITIES WERE NO MATCH FOR RASPBERRIES VERY FAST MOTORCYCLE!!"