37: Conan O' Brien

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Q: If I would ever make a Nate Diaz story, would you guys read it?

--- CLUELESS GAMER ---

"So welcome everyone to clueless gamer and joining us today is the beautiful and skillful UFC fighter, the killer Alpha Jade" Conan introduced and removed his gaze from the camera and turn to me and shook hands "I'm so honored to have you here, ve...

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"So welcome everyone to clueless gamer and joining us today is the beautiful and skillful UFC fighter, the killer Alpha Jade" Conan introduced and removed his gaze from the camera and turn to me and shook hands "I'm so honored to have you here, very much happy"

"I'm happy to be here as well" I said then he laughed as we let go

"So, this is your first time on clueless gamer right?" he asked while his staff prepared the setups and other stuff, they handed us the controller and I start to press some buttons playfully

"First time on clueless gamer but I believe not the first time seeing you" I answered as I shifted up on my seat to get more comfortable

"Yep, so the game we're playing the game five night at freddy's so we're going to take turns and go on for try" I nodded then we started "I actually love playing video games when I have a free time" I said as 'first night' appeared on the screen

"So who'll play first?" I asked then he hesitatingly raised his hands "As a gentleman I am, ladies first" then he pointed at me while his hands are still raised, I laughed and we start off

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"So that's it for this edition of Clueless gamer and just a little question for you..." I look at him and he faced me then the camera moved from a different angle "What if the game we just played is real life and you're in it, what would you do?"

"Like the actual guard for it?" I asked and he nodded "Fuck it, I won't even stay another night for it" I answered earning another laugh from him

"I would do the same, there are animatronics that are running around trying to kill me and I'm getting pay for like 11 dollars for a week"

"Well that's exactly my point, I don't get paid enough. I can do everything just make sure I get paid rightly" I said then he chuckled "Money is a powerful thing people, we fight and we bleed to satisfy ourselves" I said while pointing at the camera

---END OF CLUELESS GAMER---

"I had a great time playing as a security guard actually" Conan said then he nodded to himself "But it was memorable due to Alpha Jade, so let's welcome out yet again for the 2nd time, the wonderful Alpha Jade!" I step out from the curtain separating the stage to the backstage

"I had a great time playing as a security guard actually" Conan said then he nodded to himself "But it was memorable due to Alpha Jade, so let's welcome out yet again for the 2nd time, the wonderful Alpha Jade!" I step out from the curtain separat...

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